Oh the places you’ll go, oh the people you’ll see
when you try to get to Nashville, Tennessee.

Oh the people you’ll see when you fly to Atlanta,
Your flight will get cancelled… dose up on Mylanta.
Not to worry, don’t fear, things will get back in gear
and 6 hours later you’ll put down your beer.

A 4 hour flight, oh it seems rather quick,
But beware of your neighbor, for he’s rather slick
From India he roams
with his “impressive” camera phone
He smells of curry, and very cheap cologne…

We finally arrive but much to our surprise
the flight to Tennessee? It’s canceled.

Rebooking takes a day
and the rentals? – Not one way
this just sucks, theres absolutely no time to play.

The training it starts in a measly 12 hours
We’re all very tired and quickly losing our powers

A round trip we’ll make
Four hours it will take,
and thats just the start of day 1.

2 hours in, the swear words begin
as we realize the round trip was wrong.
For from where we left, we are not going back
the flights not the same, we’re all out of whack.

The hotel, it’s amazing
and I just can’t stop gazing
at all of the wonder I see.
Can it be our lucks changing
as things start arranging
unfortunately theres no guarantee.