NEWS FLASH:
A giant baby weighing in at 17.5 pounds attacked a local Salt Lake City Home earlier this month. She is said to be a mere 5 1/2 months old.
A local woman was quoted saying: “She Drooled all over everything! We just couldn’t clean it up fast enough… There weren’t enough towels. I was afraid I might drown!”
Another woman claiming to be her mother took these photos:

We should all be thankful to still be alive, she fell asleep shortly after these photos were taken.