True Account of Mrs. Bobbi’s Conversation with little boy at her school:

Little Boy: “I rode an alligator”
Mrs. Bobbi: “You did? Where?”
Little Boy: “At the Mall…”
Mrs. Bobbi: “Oh, that sounds like fun.”
Little Boy: “Yup”
Mrs. Bobbi: “Where did you ride it?”
Little Boy: “Up.”

Kids.