Letters from the Womb – Episode 1: New Due Date
Dear Mom and Dad,
Things are getting a bit cramped in here, and I am thinking about a transfer to the “real world”. However, I am not quite sure that I am ready yet. I like how warm it is in here. I heard the weather forecast this morning.. Rain and Snow? Come on, GET REAL! I’m not coming out until there is no sign of snow in the forecast for months! How does June Sound? Yep, that Dr. K is pretty smart, predicting the day I want to come out. He must be able to read my mind.
So, Dad, I was thinking, since Mom gets to feel the kicking and moving all the time, I figured I would try to show up around Fathers Day (I figure that will make Grumpa happy too). It is the least I can do as a Thank you for helping to create me. But don’t be too mad if I don’t make it on time, I am a woman after all and I have to prepare for my big debut. My hair is just not cooperating and I simply must get a manicure before showing my face. But keep in mind even though I may be late, I won’t dissapoint.
And Mom, I love you, but enough with the spicy food! You think it gives you heartburn? My stomach is tiny compared to yours and I just can’t take it anymore! Can we switch to Chinese over Mexican? Please!?! Trust me we will both sleep better all said and done. But, keep those belly rubs coming (you too Dad!) I love em!
Whew! Typing from the womb is tough, and I am getting sleepy, besides water aerobics start in 20 minutes and I don’t want to be late. I simply must nap before I start otherwise I won’t have the energy to finish the entire 1 hour class.
Much Love