I occasionally wonder if there is actually a baby growing inside of me, or just a series of large worms, (remember the sandworms in Beetlejuice?? Ya, think thier babies or something, maybe the worms from Tremors). They crawl and squirm around in what used to be my intestines and is now just some giant anti-baby-void. Then they randomly EXPLODE! This is what it feels like when my little girl does somersaults & then kicks.

I was laughing with Jess about it earlier. I compared it to a tapeworm. A LARGE Tapeworm. A large Anorexic tapeworm. Sound odd? Here ya go: It must be anorexic seeing as how I am not losing any weight. which means the “tapeworm” is eating all the celery, carrots and apples, and leaving me with the chocolate cake and pasta. Ok, ok, so really nothing like a tapeworm at all, but it was the only worm I could think of that would reside in my belly.

Keep your eyes peeled… another belly pic coming soon!